I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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