So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
