so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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