Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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