no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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