mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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