I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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