Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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