And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He did a backflip because drugs
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