what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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