In the future we'll all be gay
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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