areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize
