So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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