you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
