: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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