he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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