My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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