That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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