i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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