sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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