No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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