it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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