I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Randomize
