4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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