They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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