She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
The adults are the big ones right?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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