"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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