I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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