Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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