dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
They have beer where we have blood.
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