I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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