So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my sisters under your porch take her home
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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