what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
3 2 1 whiskey
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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