i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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