Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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