just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The power of my boobs compel you
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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