I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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