Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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