Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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