So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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