downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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