I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Randomize
