Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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