i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The convent might be a nice break from real life
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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