I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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