Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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