Don't you send me to vm
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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