Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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