Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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