I never want to see another naked old woman again.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize
