do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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