normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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