We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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