Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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