The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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